Jito Bajar Jate Hue Boli "Aaj To Aap Bilkul Bandar Lag Rahe Ho?" Santa: Jiske Sath Tere Jaisi Bandari Ja Rahi Ho Vo Sala Kya De.Si. (DC) Lagega?
Pinki: Papa Ek Ladka Bar-Bar "I Lov U" Bolta Hai Main Kya Karu? Santa: Beti Usse Shadi Kar Le Jindagi Men Agar Dubara Bol De To Mera Naam Badal Dena
Santa: Yaar Jab Main Maru To Mere Matam Par Samne Wale Padosiyon Ko Jarur Bulana Banta: Kyon? Santa: Yaar Us Ghar Ki Auraten Laash Se Lipat-Lipat Kar Roti Hain
Santa: Main Tirath Yatra Ja Raha Hu Soch Raha Hu Daru Chhod Do Banta: Ye To Achchi Baat Hai Ismen Kathinai Kya Hai? Santa: Par Kiske Pas Chhodun? Mere Sabhi Dost Kamine Hai Sale Pe Jayange
Santa Bijali Ki Dukaan Par Jakar Bola "2 Pankhe Dena Ek Mardana Aur Ek Janana"A Dukandar: Pankho Men Jents Aur Ledis Nahin Hote Santa: Kaise Nahin Hote? Ek 'Bajaj' Ka De Aur Ek 'Usha' Ka
Santa: Jo Pati Apni Patniyaan Se Darte Hain Wo Swarg Jate Hain Banta: Aur Jo Nahin Darte? Santa: Unke Liye Dharti Hi Swarg Ke Saman Hai